Susah juga tak ada maid

Malam tadi aku betul2 flat. Lepas balik dari pasar raya aku singgah beli nasi kukus ayam berempah. Tak larat aku nak masak. *** kena keje lewat dan hanya selesai keje jam 10pm lebih kurang. Kena jemput dia lagi pasal dah malam. Takut terjadi apa2 kat dia. Orang sayang isteri la katakan.

Balik2 aku suruh adik ipar aku makan sama anak2 aku dulu sementara aku punggah barang dari keta dan masuk serta susunkan barang apa yg patut. Selalunya maid aku yg buat semua tuh. Selesai yg tuh baru la aku makan sama anak anak aku. Bersepah meja......lantak la korang makan. Nanti ayah bersihkan.

Sudah makan, adik ipar aku basuh pinggan lebih kurang.......Dia datang tolong jaga anak aku pun dah kira OK dah. Apa lagi yg nak diharapkan. Aku kemaskan meja dan sambung basuh pinggan mana yg dia tinggalkan. Siap yang tuh, aku basuh ayam pulak. Buang lemak mana yang patut. 4 ekor aku beli konon2 standby kalau2 ada member datang nak beraya, adalah lauk yg boleh dihidangkan. Konon2 aku nak buat nasi minyak dengan ayam masak merah. Kalau skill tak hilang sedap lagi la. Kalau skill hilang yg datang beraya tu sabau ajerla.

Tengok jam tup tup dah pukul 9.00pm. Pukul 9.30 dah nak kena jemput *** aku. Tapi pasal ada masa sket aku basuh pulak dapur. Berminyak minyak dapur masak. Sedang aku basuh tetiba ada org bagi salam. Aku dah gelabah pasalnya satu; aku belum mandi, kedua; *** aku tak balik keje lagi kalau yg datang jiran nak beraya masak aku, ketiganya kan ke aku baru ajer basuh ayam, mana sempat nak masak bagi tetamu makan. Setakat bagi biskut dan kacang raya tu boleh la..................sekali pintu terbuka sekali adik ipar aku dengan MIL datang nak tengok anak dia yg sorang jaga cucu2 dia. Aku cakap OK ajer.

Sebelum tuh *** aku tepon kata lepas ambik dia kena terus pegi rumah kawan dia. Bukan la open house tapi dah org tu siapkan makan lebih. Kami 2 keluarga nih selalu gilir2 makan kat rumah kami. Aku cakap rugi la aku dah bedal kakak dengan adik punya nasi. Bandaraya la katakan. Tuh yg badan aku tak boleh kecik kecik tuh.

Aku suruh anak2 aku bersiap utk ambil ibu depa dan terus pegi rumah kawan ibu dia. Sementara anak2 aku bersiap, aku mandi. Lepas tu kami kelaur ambik *** dan terus ke Tmn Uni Bangi. Konon2 tak nak makan la pasal dah kenyang. Tapi bila dah terbaukan Tom Yam, terus luntur ingatan dan sepinggan jugakla habis aku makan.

Jam 12mlm aku ajak semua balik pasal aku dah mengantuk sangat. Sampai kat rumah, aku tukar baju dan terus pengsan. Tak tau la apa anak2 akudan *** buat lepas tuh. Tau2 alarm tepon kejutkan subuh.

Penatnya kalau tak ada maid......................

Anthony Robbins II

Satu petang sedang aku menggodek kolam ikan kat taman sekankang kera rumah aku, aku terima satu panggilan yg sememangnya aku tunggu. Panggilan dari sorang Mamat bernama Patrick dari Anthony Robbins Europes' di Cyprus.

Bersungguh sungguh dia follow up dengan aku. Agak aku la komisen dia dapat mesti tinggi punya.

Patrick: Hello again *****zai

Aku: Hi Patrick.

Patrick: How's the weather in Kuala Lumpur.

Aku: Exquisite....

Patrick: Exquiste?........

Aku: Its hot and humid all years round and I kind like it. We have clear weather today.

Patrick: Good for you. We're in winter now

Aku: I know.

Patrick: You know?........apa punya ayat la.........apa ingat 3rd world punya citizen haprak macam dia ingat ka (ikut kat Lela [pemastautinokinawa.blogspot.com] punya geram nih). Kalau ye apahal terhegeh hegeh cari aku suruh pegi ke London.

Aku: I have once studied in Liverpool.

Patrick: Oh really...........good..........I am from Ireland. Have you been to Ireland.

Aku: I did ................ I wen t o Dublin.....to which aku temberang.........apa 3rd world punya org tak boleh pegi kat tempat depa ka..............podah.

Patrcik: So I believe you have a lot of friends in London.

Aku: I do.....

Patrick: Good.....ok *****zai, the reason I am calling you is to confirm your availability for the Tony Robbins seminar which will be held on April Next Year......Will you be available on April next year.

Aku: I afraid I am not. Financially I could not afford to go to London right now.

Patrick: You have just cut your accomadation fee. You could stay with your friend and can visit them. On top of that you will be able to meet Tony in person and I tell you what its worth of investment because Tony Robbins have changed millions of life.

Aku: I know what Tony could do to the person but I just cannot afford the fee pluss the air ticket. The air ticket could cost me 600 to 700 quids and the seminar will cost me another 1000 quids.

Patrick: What do you have in mind for the fees.

Aku: I dont know exactly but its going to be expensive.

Patrick: Yes you could buy for 1000 quids, but I am afraid it sold out. We have tickets for 7900 pounds, 6000 pounds, 5000 pounds, 3500 pound and 1000 pounds but its all sold out.

Aku: If all the tickets are all sold out, why trouble yourself calling me in Kuala Lumpur.

Patrick: Ok.......in my hand now I have more than 300 seating for the event. I must tell you that we have 27000 people confirmed coming all around the world and these seating will be at the very end of the room. Very end of the room. It cost you 450 pounds and with the power given to me by Tony, I could give you for 300 pounds for a ticket.

Aku: I still cannot afford to go to London.

Patrick: What you can do is to pay installment for the seminar. Its only 75pounds a month. .........ayat2 power yang digunakan nak cucuk aku

Aku: Patrick,........akena potong cakap dia.....I do not want to fool you, I really could not go for the seminar. The event will cost me about 1000pounds. If you multiple 7.5, I have to get Malaysian Ringgit 7500. I just graduated and I just work and I dont have that much money................I really like to meet with Tony and I just hoping he could be in town some other time.......akhir aku temberang utk memendekkan songeh dia......

Patrick: But he has changedmMillion of life and this could be a turning of something in your life and......

Aku: Patrick....dont waste time, I could not go.....full stop.

Cite pasal seminar habis disitu tetapi kami masih berborak sampaikan jiran2 mosykel pasal depa tak pernah dengar aku speaking sebelum ini.

Tapikan.....aku ingin ajak semua yg membaca blog ini sama2 manfaatkan apa yg ditulisnya kerana sedikit sebanyak you kenal org disekeliling anda

Anthony Robbins

Satu pagi jam 01.00am dalam tandas bilik air rumah aku.

***: Abg tepon
Aku: terpaksa la bangun dari duduk melepaskan hajat dan ambik tepon.

Aku: Hello...
Patrick: Hello....Can I speak to Mr. *****zai.

Aku: Speaking.........(nama aku kat belakang tu dia salah sebut. Melayu punya spelling disebut English punya words. Pandai2 la korang teka nama betul aku.)

Patrick: Hi.......my name is Patrick and I am calling from Tony Robbins Europes'.

Aku: Hi.........tengah mosykel macamana pulak dia dapat nama aku.

Patrick: Well *****zai, I got your name from Tony Robbins Official Website. How do you know about us?

Aku: I read his book of course and I surf the website.......apa punya soalan da dia tanya aku.

Patrick: How do you find the website and how the books help you *****zai.

Aku: The website okay I reckon and the book is amazing. Its really helps me.

Patrick: The reason I am calling you is to tell you that Tony Robbins will come to London and will run a seminar. I tell you its going to be an awesome event and you shall not miss this. The event is scheduled on April 2006.

Aku: Can you send me an email.

Patrick: Of course I can....But let me tell you this....I do not want to fool you and I believe you will not fool me..will you....Its an interesting event and I've sold a lot of ticket, very expensive tickets because a lot of people like to see Tony Robbins in person.........dia nak sambung cakap lagi nih tapi pasal aku nak meneran lagi aku nak cut short ajer.

Aku: Can you send me an email becuase its 0100am in the morning. I am about to sleep right now.......sebenarnya nak sambung berak lagi.

Patrick: Whre are you now *****zai:

Aku: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Patrick: Oh sorry, I tought you in The USA.......so its plus 5 hrs from my office.

Aku: 5hrs?......I tought its 7hrs(London time)

Patrick: No no no....I am calling from Cyprus

Aku: Ohhhhhhhh ok...send me and email

Patrick: I will and when can I get back to you again *****zai.

Aku: Friday before 500pm Malaysian Time

Patrick: OK


Sape kenal Tony Robbins. Dia nih penulis terkenal Awaken the Giant Within dan Unlimited Power. Aku belum baca buku dia yg pertama Awaken the Giant Within tetapi sudah hampir habis yg Unlimited Power (UP).

Buku dia sangat bagus utk self development dan juga self enrichment. Soal2 NLP diterangkan dengan baik dalam buku UP dan soal pemakanan yg baik yg aku kira ajaran Nabi Muhammad SAW diterangkan dalam buku ini.

Aku suka galakkan org baca buku dia ini. Beli la kalau tak mampu nak dengar kursus dia. Nanti aku sambungkan perbualan aku dengan Patrick yg dia sibuk sangat nak follow up

Blur

Lama dah aku tak buat entry kat blog. kadang2 tuh terlalu banyak sampaikan tak tahu mana nak mula. kesudahannya satu apa pun tak buat.

Dari persiapan raya punya cite, kerenah org kat jalan, KL sunyi sepi, benda2 ada klass vs car boot sale punya cite, pasal kolam ikan aku, pasal kucing yg nak bela nanti, pasal persedian maid aku nak bercuti, sapa yg nak jaga anak aku masa maid aku cuti lagi......dan mcm2 lagi..........hari ini pun sebenarnya aku tak tahu nak mulakan yang mana.

Hampeh betul la